If you do know/understand... well, hello!
Once I was in Liverpool train station, they had this map dispenser which gives you a liverpool map for a pound.
Looks innocent eh
I don't know why the hell both of us were standing in front of it, but i commented to G that he should get this map because his sense of direction is so bad.
He replied, 'What for? It only covers the city center.'
Here comes my famous line,
'Yeah right! The city center is tiny la. I bet my ass it covers at least a bit more than the city center.'
(No offense to my darling Liverpool, but your city center IS small. The whole thing is smaller than ss2!)
G immediately slot in the pound and opened the map.
STUPID CON JOB MAP really covered the damn city center only!
It was really this and nothing else!
A real map with dignity should look like this!
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