The Great Couple Meme

The Great Couple Meme, courtesy of Su Ann

My answers :

1) Tell us about the first time you met and your first impression of him/her:
The first time I saw him was in Form 1. He and other kids from his class invaded our class, sat down and just started making friends in a way kids do

2) What's a weird habit or quirk that he has?
Ugh, he has this really OCD thing going on like whenever he enters his room he has to lay his handphone, PDA, wallet, watch and whatever else into one neat line, side by side. And the next day and the other 1023 days it will be in the EXACT.SAME.FREAKING.POSITION.

3) What makes him sad?
When he counts his money and realises he has like 20 pounds to spend a week for the rest of the term (and then he recounts and recounts and it’s actually not 20 pounds -__-).
But i think if he’s ever sad 80% of the time it’d be because of me >.<

4) What makes him angry?
People with seriously bad attitude eg rude waitresses, impatient drivers etc

5) What excites him?
MONEY!!! The guy buys the frickin euro million lottery for God’s sake. Geez. One more thing – business ideas. Excites the shit out of him. So very often there’s ‘eh dear let’s talk about our business idea’.
Oh, and Naruto update each Friday.

6) Tell us something funny about him?
Sometimes when we tackle each other and when i dive to tickle his sides, he comes up with the funniest, absolutely hilarious karate pose to defend himself.

One of the other times he made me crack up so hard i couldn’t breathe is when we were discussing what to name our children and he came up with suggestions like,
Nelson Tan Wu Li (translated : the bird lays 5 eggs)
Or
Each kid will be name Tan A Live, and the only thing that varies is their front name which will be Richest, Smartest etc so it’ll be Richest Tan A Live

*My sister later added another for us – Juan Tan Mee (wanton mee)

7) What's he like at home?
If he could he’ll sleep for 18 hours straight or until ‘his body can’t sleep anymore’. Then he’ll laze in the bed MORE (unfrickinbelievable). Then he’ll fiddle around with this laptop. Basically, he’s a slug who surfs.

8) What's he like at work/school?
In high school i remember him being awfully rebellious and very naughty. He loves to pick fights for no reason (other than his love for violence) and he insists on the teachers calling him ‘King’ and starts his sentences with ‘beta’. WTF?
In Help he was very anti-social in the sense that he wouldn’t make friends and people had to approach him to be friends with him. Terrible!

9) Describe his room
His room now in uni- Okay-neat. I think he tries to make it as neat as possible but whenever i come over it becomes a big freaking mess with my clothes all around. (Sorry dear but hey, it HAPPENS HERE AS WELL) Everything is very organised, which is a very nice point. His kitchenware is all on one table, books arranged beautifully and there are food corners and drawers. Basically it’s very hard for things to get lost in his room.
Unless i come over.

10) What's his best friend like?
I can answer this in two words – A THREAT. They’re sooo close crazy crazy crazy close man. I think everyone is secretly worried for me! I’m sure if G and I ever break up people will say ‘You have to admit you ignored the signs...’ T___T
Haahahahaaa ok ok (half) kidding aside, his best friend is super nice and downright funny if you know him well.

11) Do you know who he hates the most?
A*G2! This driver who pissed G off so much on the road that he memorised his carplate and swore to hunt him down and destroy the dude’s life. G is very vengeful so if you’re ever on his ‘enemy list’, you’re basically dead. You should start praying for your life. For your wife/husband’s life. For you children’s life. And your grandchildren too, really. I feel sorry for you. Now go start your prayers.

12) Have you met his exes?
Both of us technically don’t have any.

13) Does his parents like you?
This is quite sad but i’ve never been formally introduced to his parents as his girlfriend! I mean, i knew his mother from way long ago since we were 14 years old i think. She knows i’m his girlfriend but there’s just never a formal introduction. I don’t think his father cares two dots about G’s love life. The thing is, he is the 6th kid and three of his brothers are married with kids. The trend is, so i’m told, to bring your to-be-married one to the house like maybe a year before marriage. So yeah, i shall be introduced when i’m 27 yo or die waiting T__T

14) What's the first thing he would do or say if he fell down and scraped his knee? Ahhurggghh. Then he’ll examine the spot and calmly wash it off etc.
I can tell you what he bloody does when i knock onto something. He’ll grab the spot i just hit onto and freaking PRESS AND RUB AND SQUUEZE it until you bloody faint from pain. He says it’s to prevent blood clotting hence bruising but shit it hurts so much T__T

15) What would he do in an emergency situation with other people involved?
First he’ll scream ‘DON’T PANIC’ then he’ll handle it in a very calm and efficient manner or at least try his very best while repeating ‘don’t panic’ for a million times *grumbles (i like to panic ok sue me)

16) Which shop would he spend most of the time at in a shopping mall?
Game shop. But even for that, barely. Because he always insist on following me to shops i like to go. He doesn’t like to do separate shopping at all (although i think it’s very efficient) so he ends up following me around.

17) What would he have for a typical breakfast?
It’s a joke if he’s up for breakfast. Call 911 the sky is falling.

18) Where would he want to go for dinner?
If you ask him his answer will be ‘up to you la’. So i pretty much decide where i want to eat most of the time unless i’m sick of deciding and force him to decide and he’ll just simply say a place and then i’ll decide if i like/don’t like it and we go somewhere i like instead.
Uhm, thanks baby for this! *appreciative haha

19) What kind of movie would he choose at the cinema?
Super no preference la this guy. Anything i want again. Unless there’s something he had his eyes on for a long time because of its trailer or something eg he’s really anticipating the move Wolverine now.

20) Describe his taste in music?
He really likes ballads and very rarely he might like a fast song. If he likes a song he likes it for life ie he will listen to it 28729 times but he will never ever ever get sick of it. So there’s a very selective list of songs that he likes.
The only band he’s super in love with is Blink182. There’s this stupid song i don’t get – ‘Blow Job’ – which he finds very funny.

21) Ifshe wasn't going out with you, who would he be going out with?
No one else because we’re the only ones for each other hehe.

22) What item in his wardrobe would you like to burn?
Nothing in particular, maybe his ugly checkered jackets he used to wear every day during Form 1 and Form 2 but he doesn’t wear them ever now so it’s not a problem.

This is my form 1 version of him hahahahahaha

23) What is he good at?
He’s very good at solving problems at every level. For a day to day basis example, i didn’t have enough cupboard space in my kitchen this year and he used basic thumbtacks and firm cupboards and built me another shelf space just like that! I told him it wouldn’t last but it’s still there after 6 months and damn, i lost another bet.
Multiply that by a hundred and you can roughly imagine how good he is at finding solutions and shortcuts to life.

It doesn't look THAT sturdy right right right. How did i lose that bet i don't know -__-

24) What is he totally horrible at?
Consoling people. I couldn’t take it anymore last year and told him straight up that HE SUCKS. When i’m stressed, he thinks the perfect consolation is ‘What’s the point being stressed? It won’t do anything.’ and the same goes when i’m upset ‘why bother crying? Being sad won’t change anything’
I think we settled this flaw in him already but we’ll see when the next round comes about.

25) What's something about him that is annoying/infuriating?
He’s very lazy. He can be so much more than he is now if it weren’t for this lazy bug.

26) What's something that you two fundamentally disagree on?
Number of kids. I want no more than 2. He wants 6. So we made a bet on it. A very serious bet. If he wins, he’ll decide the number and vice versa. But first, i need to get him watching those videos of women in labour and maybe his love for me will change his mind *hopeful

/edit : do you know what he said that day??? T__T I'm not an animal person i (forgive me) do NOT like dogs cats nothing i just don't like pets DOT. G always wanted a golden retriever it's his life long pet dream so i told him fine, we'll have ONE. He was like 'yay ok' but then he said i have to take care of the dog feed/wash/walk/cleanitspoop and im like WTFFFFF HELL NO. I laid the ground rules for him - 2 kids, 1 dog or 4 kids no dog.

HE HAS THE NERVE TO REPLY - 'I want 4 kids and 2 dogs!!'

OMG *fantoi tumpang table tulan*

27) What's something that you two agree whole-heartedly on?
That we’re made for each other.

28) Is he possessive?
He used to be really, really bad but it’s pretty okay now (maybe because i don’t give him cause to worry :( )

29) Why would he succeed in life?
He is so damn street-smart. He can con the daylight out of you and you won’t even know. It’s really scary and this is one of the reasons why i’m so glad i’m his girlfriend because i know i’ll never be targeted HAHAHA.

30) What is the coolest gift that he has ever given you?
I love all the handmade gifts he made me but i really love the 3 strings of multi-colored swans he folded for me for my 17th birthday.

31) What does he avoid at all costs?
Brussel sprouts. I think he’d rather walk the desert without water than to eat one of it.
But maybe he’ll eat half if someone holds me at gunpoint. Well, at least i hope so *doubtful

32) What does he spend the most money on?
Me. This is 100% true. He doesn’t spend money on anything –least of all himself. But he never thinks twice splashing money out on me. It makes every present, every meal doubly sweet <3 style="">

33) Describe his typical Sunday.
SLUG mode, maxed. That’s it.

34) Why would he be dangerous?
Because he’s violent (as mentioned), vengeful (as mentioned) and he can be a conman (as mentioned).
But he’s a brilliantly loyal friend if you’re in his good books (as mentioned, #10)

35) Tell us about a time he looked absolutely gorgeous
Mmm, almost every day when he has this super happy smile on his face when he sees me. When he tells me he loves me with that smile. AHHH i love him so much hahahaha

36) What's something about him that would surprise all of his friends?
How much he actually eats. You can’t tell by how skinny he is. He really eats a lot. I know i tell everyone this and i understand why nobody believes me but REALLY HE EATS HELL LOT OKAY. He doesn’t even shit a lot. Where does the food go? Mystery 101.
Oh and also how generous he is with people. He might appear to be the most kiamsiap person on planet earth, but he’s actually the one who taught me (unconsciously) that the people you care for are always worth every dollar you spend on them. Did you know since 14 years old (with a measly allowance), he’d always insisted on buying all his friends meals on his birthday? Super sweet.

37) What do you love most about him?
The fact that he loves me unconditionally.

38) The biggest lesson you have learnt from loving your soulmate.
A person like what G is to me is indeed very rare lately and he deserves to be appreciated, loved and cherished down to the bone. Thank you whoever who gave me G. Not only that, for giving me him so early in my life. I’ve often wondered what did I do to deserve something so beautiful, something that produces so much happiness.


His answers :

WARNING : he is a terrible meme person lo! His answers would have been yes/no if he could. So bear with him ok. And don't mind his #10 ok, he's just a little mental.

1) Tell us about the first time you met and your first impression of him/her:
In high school I went over to her class. Very neat and proper girl.

2) What's a weird habit or quirk that she has?
She NEEDS her MAS pillow (stolen from the plane) to sleep so she brings them everywhere she go.

I'm sorry MAS but it was love at first sight and im sure you wouldn't want to come between true love. This pillow and i really really really REALLY bonded. And the corner holes aren't caused by me ahem.

3) What makes her sad?
Watching sad/touching movies.

4) What makes her angry?
If I don't utilize my time well...
Cheating bastards.

5) What excites her?
Mahjong.
Getting new kitchenware. (even if its just a measuring spoon)
Me doing this survey with her. -_-

I'm a 22 year old who loves kitchenware. Yeah, a whacko is born every minute in this world. I'm just keeping the trend.

6) Tell us something funny about her?
She likes licking ppl...well licking me actually...is that even funny?

Ok, i like kitchenware and i'm also half a cat. But we are so gonna bet on this. I say most couples lick each other and he doesn't agree! I need a damn poll!

7) What's she like at home?
Exactly the same everywhere else.

8) What's she like at work/school?
A model student. Very disciplined and studious.

9) Describe her room.
Its messy 25days/every month. Any other day, its clean because I clean it up for her.

10) What's her best friend like?
What do u mean? Like a human being?

11) Do you know who she hates the most?
Don't think she hates anyone in particular...

12) Have you met her exes?
Not really an ex but yeah I've met him.

13) Do her parents like you?
Seems like it.

14) What's the first thing she would do or say if she fell down and scraped her knee?
either "ouch" or "no no no dont scold me plsss"

He always scolds me for being clumsy :( Or rather he uses this exasperated tone going 'babyyyyy! not again!!!'

15) What would she do in an emergency situation with other people involved?
PANIC!!!

16) Which shop would she spend most of the time at in a shopping mall?
Lakeland.
(only the BEST kitchenware shop in UK)

17) What would she have for a typical breakfast?
Something simple and fast like cereals, breakfast bars etc

18) Where would she want to go for dinner?
Chiquitos (a nice mexican restaurant)

19) What kind of movie would she choose at the cinema?
No particular type. Chick flicks sometimes. As long as the rating is good and the trailer seems interesting.

20) Describe her taste in music?
Not a big fan of music.

21) If she wasn't going out with you, who would she be going out with?
How would i know? With someone like me maybe?

22) What item in her wardrobe would you like to burn?
Burn her wardrobe(in UK) to get her a bigger one.

Hammer a few nails in my wardrobe and you'd get Ms. Trunchbull's 'chokey' -__-

23) What is she good at?
Cooking, Painting, Being a girlfriend, making me happy. :)

24) What is she totally horrible at?
Keeping things neat and orderly. 2-3weeks after i clean and tidy up her drawers for her, it'll go back to square one.

He does a very good job i must say :p

25) What's something about her that is annoying/infuriating?
I better not say...

26) What's something that you two fundamentally disagree on?
There are always going to be difference in opinion between any two individuals but I wouldn't say that there's anything that we "fundamentally" disagree on...

27) What's something that you two agree whole-heartedly on?
We live to eat. Life is short.

28) Is she possessive?
Not really.

29) Why would she succeed in life?
She is smart, intelligent, determined and focus on whatever she set her mind to do.

30) What is the coolest gift that she has ever given you?
All her handmade gifts, her paintings, her handmade card, handmade book and the best of all, her presence. :)

31) What does she avoid at all costs?
Trying to persuade me something when i refuse to budge.

32) What does she spend the most money on?
Kitchenware. Clothes. Food.

33) Describe her typical Sunday.
Now-> Wake up, surf, study, study, study, cook, eat while watching kitchen nightmare, shower, study study study...
When there's no exam -> Wake up, surf, surf, surf, (do work if she has tutorial on Monday), eat out, watch any series, sleep.

34) Why would she be dangerous?
she sprays poisonous saliva at u when u pin her down.

35) Tell us about a time she looked absolutely gorgeous
Every morning when she wakes up next to me.

36) What's something about her that would surprise all of her friends
She eats brown rice...how can she stand it? yuck..

37) What do you love most about her?
How I know that I can always depend on her at times when I need her and the sense of security I get from her.
(And her absolutely delicious turmeric chicken -to die for)

38) The biggest lesson you have learnt from loving your soulmate.
The joy of having to love someone and having that person love u back.

The end~