Daily bet - Revenge

I imagine if i could make all the rules in this world, one of them is to have every person write up a 'boy/girlfriend CV' for themselves. They can write it themselves, and then get testimonials from their exes. That's how you'll know upfront whether you should or should date that person. If it says on their list 'was imprisoned for 20 years for rape, murder and alcohol abuse', then you'd know that's a sign for you to move your chair far, far away.

If this CV/testimonial thing really existed, i imagine G's one would go something like that :

ex-gf 1 : This guy is very revengeful

ex-gf 2 : This guy is EXTREMELY revengeful

ex-gf 3 : This guy is amazing but very very revengeful

One very annoying thing about this world is that when you hang out a lot with someone, you get naturally influenced by association. That's how G gets smarter.

Just kidding darling :p

My point is, i find myself becoming more and more revengeful! No, i'm not talking about plotting murders of people who make heck lot of noise in the library. I'm talking about between G and I, man, the things we do to each other.

(this is going to sound really retarded)

It always starts out simple. If he whacks my ass, i'll whack him right back, promptly. If i tickle him, he'll try to tickle me back before i escape. Sometimes if i'm really cheeky, when he tries to sleep, i blow my breath into his face whenever he starts inhaling (this happens vice versa ok!) and this always turns out to a BATTLE of blow-my-stinky-breath-into-your-face-and-suffocate-you-mwahaha. And the list goes on.

So a few days ago we decided we should play nice and from hereon act like a normal, decent, civil couple. We decided that revenge shall be strictly prohibited. Whoever who does anything in revenge has to subtract one of their hard-earned points.

Hello, i'm not the inbred revengeful one here. This is going to be the easiest way for me to surge to the top of the scoreboard!

So, three days later.

And
and
and

I lost 2 points.

T___T

I know, i know.

I suck.

It happens so fast. It's 99% instincts, 1% vengeance!

But it's ok, the next report shall see G -50 points. I just need to start being attentive. SIGH.

Score -

M : 78 points
G : 65 points