Two years ago, G and I argued real bad. I can't even remember whether he fought back because i was so furious i just blasted him through my nostrils like a dragon.
It was regarding my dog. Yes, i'm not that bad of an animal-hater.
Here's my baby :
The one on the right
YES it is a dog
When G and I were LDRing, i left my precious dog in his care. I gave him a few instructions :
1. Feed him
2. Love him
3. Shower him
HAHAHA i kid i kid.
I'm only serious about the 3rd one. I clearly told G to send Patrick to the laundry before my return.
Gary's niece with Patrick
Now, lots of people call themselves the king/queen of procrastination. Oh, screw off. You haven't met G.
It was until maybe one or two weeks before i was due to fly back he hurriedly drove the dog to a launderette. And he drove to the one nearest to his house.
You can't just deposit a soft toy to any launderette *stressed* It must know how to clean a soft toy!!
A few days later i was chatting to my mother online and she said,
'My dear... dad and i went to eat dinner last night near G's house... and guess what i saw? I saw a Patrick dog! He was hung outside the laundrette... clipped by his ears, hung up to dry! HAHAHAHA'
THE HORROR, I TELL YOU. THE HORROR!!!! MY PATRICK???!!!
Can you imagine this guy hanging by his ears staring forlornly at the cars zooming by as the heat of the sun burns off his shiny red fur?
Breaks your heart doesn't it? It sure as hell broke mine T____T
Back to the present.
G left a few days ago to China for a week. We don't talk much (or at all) because texting and calling is so fking expensive. A text is rm2 diediedie.
And worse, stupid stupid stuuuuupid me sent Patrick to the laundry on the day G left. He will be there for a week. I pleaded the laundry lady to call me as soon as he is done, but she said it will be at least a week.
Now when I sleep i feel empty because i'm going crazy missing G and i can't feel the comfortable weight of my dog lying on top of me.
My two guys are gone.
Do you blame me for being a little heartbroken?
5 days left
oh man jie. this is a good one. my cv ain't that funny, this is :)
ReplyDeleteAWWWW.. =( =( =(
ReplyDeleteHeffalump and Patrick will come home soon. ='(
Sobs.
The picture of Patrick and his niece is precious btw.
I remember that incident! You were scarily pissed! You complained to me like mad. And sigh that was 2 years ago already...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, if you have got 5 days left yesterday, it will be 4 days till you can see both your guys today right? It's not that baddddddd elle... And quote me, "Distance makes the heart grow fonder" Hahahaha. WTF MAX.
Hope this will put a smile on your face =)
When I was younger I remember once my mom told me that she has put bunny (my rabbit soft toy) into the washing machine. Back then my washing machine was the sort that you can see through the front. I was in tears, and decided to sit in front of the washing machine to wait for bunny. I watched bunny being drowned, turned upside down, and spinned around. Mom then stripped his top off and hung him to dry by his ears too :(
ReplyDeleteTraumatizing.
Mom now washes my soft toys by hand. I don't think she liked me sitting in front of the washing machine very much tee-hee!
Kat, hey i remember asking whats so funny right before i dropped into sleepy land.
ReplyDeleteLil, tomorrow let's go collect our babies!
Joanne, hehehe actually i wrote this post a few days ago *abashed* and... he's coming back today joanne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY!!!!!!! So happy! We'd only properly talked once throughout the whole trip T_T Now he's back he's back he's back he's back!
Lydia, THAT STORY IS SO CUTE. One day let me introduce hand washed bunny to Patrick. I think they'll make great friends. Patrick doesn't like heffalump much HAHAHA. Ok officially turning psychotic.
everytime i become used to the mundane life of working, going home, talking to bf on the phone, sleep, reading your posts reminded me of how i used to get soo excited about meeting bf after school, hanging out till late and not wanting to hang up the phone after hours of 'i love you's =)
ReplyDeletegona call him later and let him know how much i appreciate him being there whenever i need him around =)